Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their accomplice.
To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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