You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.