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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 66.59 % from 567 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 66.56 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were. One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up to his elbow. The next woman said her man could fit his leg in up to his knee. The last woman just slid over the bar stool.
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has 66.56 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, husband
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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has 66.55 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, Hitler, lawyer
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 66.53 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
When I was young my sister used to play with dolls and I played with soldiers, now we do it the other way round.
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has 66.52 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: sex
An elderly rabbi was once on an airplane to Israel sitting next to a self-professed atheist. They were amicably chatting the whole trip. Every now and then, the rabbi's grandchild, sitting in another row, would come over to him, bringing him a drink, or asking if he could get anything to make him more comfortable. After this happened several times, the atheist sighed, "I wish my grandchildren would treat me with such respect. They hardly even say hello to me. What's your secret?" The rabbi replied: "Think about it. To my grandchildren, I am two generations closer to Adam and Eve, the two individuals made by the hand of G‑d. So they look up to me. But according to the philosophy which you teach your grandchildren, you are two generations closer to being an ape. So why should they look up to you?"
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has 66.52 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: airplane, god, jewish, religious, travel
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 66.52 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: sport, teacher
Doctor: "You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!" Patient: "And that's what I did. And it wasn't easy because up until now I didn't smoke at all!"
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, health, stupid
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: "What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?" "Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship, time, Valentines day
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