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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. All 3 want to do something special so they set up some dates. Three days ago Doe kisses him. Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex. Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
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Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
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Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".
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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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