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Cletus Cletus goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has a thermos. He asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Cletus was amazed and when he got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day he goes to work and is proud that he has this wonderful object. The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, "What do you have in it?" He says, "Soup and ice cream!"
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."
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Ad from a printer I will not be doing business with: "We offer a full line of pricing options that will meet or exceed your printing budget."
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What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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Do you know what a plateau is? It's the highest form of flattery!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice. "The first ten years are the hardest." "How long have you been married?" she asked. "Ten years", he replied.
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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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