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When I was young my sister used to play with dolls and I played with soldiers, now we do it the other way round.
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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 66.52 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: sport, teacher
Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, poems
Doctor: "You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!" Patient: "And that's what I did. And it wasn't easy because up until now I didn't smoke at all!"
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, health, stupid
Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 66.50 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker. The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas "Shit if she doesnt like the necklace she'll love the trip" he said. So the buisness man said "That's nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she didn't like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. " As the biker finished his drink he said "For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bar, business, college, school, student
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
The Unfortunate Penis: - You've got a hole in your head. - You always hang around with two nuts. - Your closest neighbor is an a**hole. - Your best friend is a pussy. - Every time you get excited, you throw up.
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A lady tells her husband, “My gynecologist said I can’t have sex for two weeks.” He replies, “What did your dentist say?”
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has 66.48 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: sex
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