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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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has 66.57 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 66.56 % from 453 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 66.53 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
When I was young my sister used to play with dolls and I played with soldiers, now we do it the other way round.
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has 66.52 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 66.52 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 66.52 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: sport, teacher
Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, poems
Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: math
Doctor: "You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!" Patient: "And that's what I did. And it wasn't easy because up until now I didn't smoke at all!"
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, health, stupid
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 66.50 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
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