Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Me: "I'm so lonely."
Person: "Hey!"
Me: "Leave me alone."
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
AA By his net income.
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm."
"Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?"
"I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?"
Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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