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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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