Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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