Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.