Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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