Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.