Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris