Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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But only once.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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