Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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