Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.