Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Vote:
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Vote:
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Vote:
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Vote:
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Vote:
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Vote:
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Vote: