Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.