Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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