Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink?
Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company.
After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few.
"Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown.
She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep.
She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?"
"Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car.
The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"