Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
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A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet.
The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second.
An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself.
A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.
"What are you doing." they ask her.
So she replies "Hanging myself."
The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck."
The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."
Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.
The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.”
The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.”
“That’s what my father says.”
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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