Joke #5239

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.

Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.

How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait Bimbag - a blonde's purse Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her Bimboette - a young blonde Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes Bimboozle - to fool a blonde Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence Bimbozo - another name for a blonde Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall

Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.

A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger. A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her. As her approaches the blonde working the hanger in window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching "No, no! A little to the left."

Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house". A: Where's the stairs.

Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.