Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
A: Inflate it.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!
How does a blond spell farm?
E-I-E-I-O
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
What does a Blonde say during a porno?
There I am!
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.
The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police.
A police officer pulled the car over.
A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"
The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."