What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Vote:
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory.
He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back.
"Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away.
Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?"
The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."