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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 68.36 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
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has 68.35 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: gay, kids
Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
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has 68.34 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: sex
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. - When was the last time you made a confession? - I never have, I am Jewish. - Then why are you telling it to me? - I am telling it everybody ...
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has 68.34 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: age, church, god, sex, wife
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, doctor, wife
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
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has 68.32 % from 612 votes. More jokes about: black people
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, men, women
Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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has 68.26 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
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