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What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”. The little cobra asks; "Mommy, are we poisonous?" "Yes, we are. Why you ask?" The little cobra asks again; "Are you sure that we’re poisonous?" "Yes I am!" says the mom with pride. The little one asks again; "Are you very very sure that we’re very poisonous?" "Damn sure! We’re the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?" The little cobra burst into tears; "Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!"
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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