Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
Johny came crying.
Dad: "What happened?"
Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out."
Dad: "That's bad, but why you are crying?"
Johny: "I knew that's bad, so I pushed it back into her ass and she slapped me."
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.
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