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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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has 65.27 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: sex
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife, women
Little Johnny: "I've piss may I go out?" Teacher : "Piss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1." Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shit." Teacher: "Shit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead." Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."
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has 65.22 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, kids, teacher, vulgar
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? A: They're both very rare.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: cat, kitty
One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends. She asked sue, "how was your weekend?" "Good." Then little Johnny waved his hand "me, me, me." Finally giving in said, "what did you do this weekend?" "I rode in my wagon pulled by my dog and hit a steep hill. The wagon started going faster than the dog and the handle went up his ass." "Rectum is the word you're looking for," she says. "Rectum," said Johnny, "da man near killed him."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
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