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During the Iraq war, a Lieutenant asked the soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle, "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The soldier replied, "I got my four Sir."
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: military, war
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
An old couple decide to get married after years of courting. They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the subject of sex. ‘Oh dear,’ says his aging fiancée. ‘As far as sex goes I’d have to say, infrequently.’ ‘Pardon?’ replies the bridegroom. ‘Was that one word or two?’
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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has 66.09 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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has 66.05 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were. One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up to his elbow. The next woman said her man could fit his leg in up to his knee. The last woman just slid over the bar stool.
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has 66.04 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, husband
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?" His friend nods. "Sure." "Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..." He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin. His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment. "Dude, that is not cool." The doctor, indignant, defended himself. "What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients." His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."
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has 66.04 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, dirty, doctor, friendship
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 66.02 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 66.01 % from 492 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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