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Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow.
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Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
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A small boy goes up to a man in the street and asks him if he’s lost £5. The man checks his pockets and says, ‘Well, yes. I think I have lost a £5 note. Have you found one?’ The boy replies, ‘No. I just wanted to see how many people had lost a £5 note today. You make 72.’
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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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Q: How do you identify a bald eagle? A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. "No," she said. "I'm going to use a fishing pole."
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A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Patient: "Doctor, I'm starting to forget things." Doctor: "I understand." Patient: "Understand what?"
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