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A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, sex
Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: The taste
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has 65.51 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
How can you know a lawyer is lying? When he moves his lips.
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has 65.51 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 65.50 % from 509 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 65.49 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: christian, insulting, management
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy
Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? A: She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
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