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It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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has 68.44 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, insulting, little Johnny, school
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 68.44 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
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has 68.44 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, sex
Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!
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has 68.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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