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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 68.44 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
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has 68.44 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, sex
Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!
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has 68.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was. He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!" Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!" So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy. "Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?" So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?" The boy answers, " No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"
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has 68.40 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
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has 68.39 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: cop
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. All 3 want to do something special so they set up some dates. Three days ago Doe kisses him. Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex. Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
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has 68.38 % from 1367 votes. More jokes about: dating, sex
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, travel
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 68.36 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
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