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A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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has 65.43 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, dirty, family, kids
Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: medical, viagra
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, stupid
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: school
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 65.40 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.38 % from 719 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 65.38 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
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