A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts."
Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra?
A: Mycoxaflopin.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died.
After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
"What's the story?" she asked.
"Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.
"How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None!
Fred (surprised): Why not?
Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Vote:
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.