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One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?" Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?" Dan says, "OOOOH WOW! Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: sport
A builder was once building a fence to surround a farmer's sheep. The builder finished, and the farmer was ready to pay. The builder then came up to the farmer and said: "Sir, I hope this isn't too a-fenc-ive.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, work
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, relationship, time, wife
A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly. She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right. One day as we were heading to the doctors she turned to her Grandma and said "Don’t you think it’s time you tried to figure some of these out for yourself?"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, old people
Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.
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