Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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His vehicles run on fear.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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