Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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