Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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