Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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