Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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