Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!