Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.