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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replies, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
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A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum. "That looks nasty," says the doctor. "Nasty?" the man says. "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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