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A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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has 68.07 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 68.05 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. The chief walks to the men and says, "What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?" The first man thinks for a second and replies, "I choose Boogaloo". The chief smiles and the tribe begins to chant "boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo". The chief takes the man, bends him over and f**ks him up. The second man is horrified at what he has just witnessed and then the chief walks up to him and asks, "You must choose, Death or Boogaloo?" The man thinks he would rather die than have boogaloo, so he replies, "I choose death." The tribe roars in ecstasy and the chief yells, "Death by boogaloo!!!"
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has 68.03 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 68.02 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
Sunday school teacher asks Johnny, "Come now, Little Johnny, tell me the truth, do you say your prayers before eating?" Little Johnny smiles proudly, "No Miss, there's no need, my mom cooks really well."
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fart
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, new year, sex
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