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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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