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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
has 65.79 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: food, wedding, Yo mama
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
has 65.76 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
has 65.74 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
has 65.71 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
has 65.70 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
has 65.70 % from 674 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
There was once a lady making a stew for dinner when she found she had no onions,so with no time to waste she raced to the shops, burst in saying could i have some onions please. The shopkeeper replied sorry lady we are fresh out of onions. The lady said but i really need onions and gave all the reasons why in one big sentence. The shopkeeper said look lady,I`ll put it to you another way and continued to ask her- if you take the o from tomato what do you have? The lady said tomat,Yes said the man and if you take the o from potato what do you have? The lady said potat. Yes said the man behind the counter,now if you take the fuck out of onions what do you have? "But there's no fuck in onions",said the lady,Yes said the man, That's what I have been trying to tell you!"
has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them? A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, navy, war
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