Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
Robert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', Asked Robert. 'I'm going to Nairobi', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 4000 a night for what I give you for free! 'Robert said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. 'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife. Robert said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on 8000 a year!'
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant? A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.