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Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors: "I ain't had no fun in months" "Now, how should I correct this sentence." "Get a new boyfriend," said Little Johnny.
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has 65.84 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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has 65.84 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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has 65.84 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
What does a Rubik's cube and a pen*s have in common? They both get harder the longer you play with them.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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has 65.81 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: racist
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 65.80 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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has 65.80 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section. It’s empty.’ ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian. ‘They don’t often bring them back.'
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has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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