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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".
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Doctors son: "Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success." Doctor father: "Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly."
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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