Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors: "I ain't had no fun in months" "Now, how should I correct this sentence." "Get a new boyfriend," said Little Johnny.
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
What does a Rubik's cube and a pen*s have in common? They both get harder the longer you play with them.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section. It’s empty.’ ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian. ‘They don’t often bring them back.'