A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out."
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out.
When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your boob is hanging out."
She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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Did you ever notice:
Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B".
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...
That's origin of "BP"!
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Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.