What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him...
- Good, good, good...
- Doctor, what's good?
- Good that I don't have what you have...
A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly.
She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right.
One day as we were heading to the doctors she turned to her Grandma and said "Don’t you think it’s time you tried to figure some of these out for yourself?"
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How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Pawn Stars:
Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"
Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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A builder was once building a fence to surround a farmer's sheep.
The builder finished, and the farmer was ready to pay.
The builder then came up to the farmer and said: "Sir, I hope this isn't too a-fenc-ive.
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