Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors:
"I ain't had no fun in months"
"Now, how should I correct this sentence."
"Get a new boyfriend," said Little Johnny.
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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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What does a Rubik's cube and a pen*s have in common?
They both get harder the longer you play with them.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex?
A: Two of his fingers are clean.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide.
‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian.
The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section.
It’s empty.’
‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian.
‘They don’t often bring them back.'
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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