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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england? A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
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The most effective way to remember to buy something to your wife for St. Valentine's Day is... to forget it once!
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After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked, "What steps would have prevented you from leaving?" My answer: "Birth control."
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Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Dear God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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has 65.19 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, technology
How can you know a lawyer is lying? When he moves his lips.
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Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: The taste
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