What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
The police thought it was a cereal killer.
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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