Best jokes ever

Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, marriage, time
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What’s the definition of a pessimist? A: A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 489 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
Vote:
has 64.75 % from 468 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, time, wife
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Vote:
has 64.75 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: racist
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
Vote:
has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: redneck, stupid
One step forward, 12 floors down.
Vote:
has 64.73 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
Vote:
has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, food
<<<483484485486
More jokes →
Page 483 of 1429.