Me: "I'm so lonely."
Person: "Hey!"
Me: "Leave me alone."
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
AA By his net income.
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm."
"Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?"
"I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their accomplice.
To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.
Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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