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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?  A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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