"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"Yes, a cute, strong and clever one."
"What's the name?"
"John, Michael and Bill."
Vote:
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand.
Whatever mate, I've got two night stands.
Either side of my bed.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
One step forward, 12 floors down.
Vote:
Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Vote:
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup."
Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.