Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Save the tree, eat a beaver.
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
What are the three rules for being a plumber? 1. Hot water is always on the left. 2. Shit doesn't flow uphill 3. Never chew your fingernails.
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.