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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Johnny's father: "Let me see your report card." Johnny: "I don't have it." Johnny's father: "Why not?" Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, little Johnny, school
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting
A blonde and her boyfriend are going through they're daily routine in the bathroom when there's a knock at the door. The boyfriend who is in the shower tells the blonde to go answer the door. The blonde puts on a towel and goes to the door. A man is standing there, and says "Hey hun, do me a favor." "What?" askes the blonde. "Drop the towel and I'll give you $500!." replied the man. The blonde drops her towel and jiggles her tits for the man at the door. "Thanks, a ton hun, i'll catch you later" says the man and he hands her the $500. The blonde walks back smilling to her boyfriend who had just got out of the shower. As he steps out, he says "Hey hun? I just thought I'd let you know John will be stopping by to pay me back that $500 he owes me!"
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, wife
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
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has 67.82 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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