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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 65.21 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 65.21 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: gay
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes" the little girl replied. "Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: catholic, church, disgusting, kids
A man is driving his eighteen wheeler down the road, when he sees a hitch hiker. So the trucker stops and picks up the man. While they are driving down the road, the trucker says "Hey man, you wanna see something pretty cool?" The hitch hiker says sure. So the trucker has this monkey in the back, and he makes it come up with the men, and he smacks the monkey up side his head, and the monkey gives him a blow job. So after that, the trucker says "Hey man, do you want some of that?" And the hitch hiker says "Sure, but just don't smack me so hard."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 65.20 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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has 65.19 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, men
To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their accomplice. To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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