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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Save the tree, eat a beaver.
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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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What are the three rules for being a plumber? 1. Hot water is always on the left. 2. Shit doesn't flow uphill 3. Never chew your fingernails.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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