When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.