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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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Q: What is height of forgetfulness? A: Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
The secret of enjoying a good bottle of wine: 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows." Farmer: "Not bunch, herd." Camper: "Heard what?" Farmer: "Of cows." Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows." Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd." Camper: "So what? I have no secrets from cows."
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I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I’ll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She’s gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He’s gone. "OK, you’re up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say...
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