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What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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The answer to the problem was “log(1+x)”. A student copied the answer from the student next to him, but didn’t want to make it obvious that he was cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to “timber(1+x).”
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
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The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly." On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?" "Yes", the boy's mother answered. "And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked. "Who cares?" the mother replied.
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