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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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