Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
A: Bronchitis.
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.
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Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?
A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?
A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before."
The legless man shakes his head.
Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before."
The legless man shakes his head again.
Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before."
The legless man says, "No."
The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.