Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.