Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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