Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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