Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.