Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.