Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.