Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.