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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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