Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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