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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
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What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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