On the other day in a cemetery, I saw a woman who was rubbing her ass to a grave.
When I asked the reason, she answered: "It was my husband when he was alive; always he told me: 'Your ass is so sweet whenever any dead man touches it he'll be alive!'"
Q: "What is the difference between like and love?"
A: "Spit and swallow."
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
Vote:
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.