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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
"Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!" "Was it a Jersey cow?" "I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!"
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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has 64.34 % from 545 votes. More jokes about: racist
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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has 64.33 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following: "Dear Mary, I can not remember which one is you ... please keep YOUR photo and return the others!"
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: military
If you are ill, so lie down and you'll walk it sooner loose.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: health
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the man if he needs help. "Oh yes please!?" the man cries. "You have a kind heart, sir," says the man with no arms. But as Bob goes ahead, unzips the man, and pulls his willy out, he encounters all kinds of mold, red bumps, moles, scabs, scars, and other unpleasant-looking things. The armless man asks Bob to kindly point it... then shake it, put it back and zip it. So Bob, gathers his courage, shuts his eyes and does so. "Thank you very much, sir!" says the armless man. "No problem," says Bob "but what the hell is wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls pulls his arms out of his shirt and says "I don't know, but I ain't touching it!"
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: business, disgusting
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