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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: food, money
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 64.21 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A couple have been dating for a few weeks, but the guy has been afraid of making advances because he thinks his penis is on the small side. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her down lovers’ lane. While they’re kissing, he opens his trouser zip and guides her hand onto his organ. ‘No thanks,’ says the girl. ‘I don’t smoke.’
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has 64.19 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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has 64.17 % from 469 votes. More jokes about: catholic, husband, kids, marriage
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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has 64.15 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: black people
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!" and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, "Sweetheart, who was that?" "I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."
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has 64.11 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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