Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.