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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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