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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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All employees are encouraged to devise innovative techniques in effort to save company dollars. One enterprising individual has already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover periods which could be used to defray travel expenses. In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all employees prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage. Small plastic roses and ball point pens will also be available to employees so that sales may be made as time permits.
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All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business travel. If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites. Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
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