Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.