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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow.
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My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. "No," she said. "I'm going to use a fishing pole."
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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Q: Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? A: Because he rode the range.
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A small boy goes up to a man in the street and asks him if he’s lost £5. The man checks his pockets and says, ‘Well, yes. I think I have lost a £5 note. Have you found one?’ The boy replies, ‘No. I just wanted to see how many people had lost a £5 note today. You make 72.’
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I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman - then always be Batman
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Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven’t got the energy." "Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They’re packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there...
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