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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: food, money
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 64.21 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A couple have been dating for a few weeks, but the guy has been afraid of making advances because he thinks his penis is on the small side. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her down lovers’ lane. While they’re kissing, he opens his trouser zip and guides her hand onto his organ. ‘No thanks,’ says the girl. ‘I don’t smoke.’
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has 64.19 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: sex
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 64.19 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 64.18 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
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