Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Vote: Joke has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.