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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: accountant, Halloween, kids, mean, men
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms. I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag? I said No, she's not that ugly. Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? A: They're both very rare.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: racist
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Prostitute on a football field? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football, sport
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