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Patient: "Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine." The doctor was very much pleased. He asked: "Did it really help you?" Patient: "It helped me wonderfully." Doctor: "How many bottled did you find it necessary to take?" Patient: "I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his sole heir."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, money
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
One day, a team of blondes and a brunette team took part in a fishing contest. They went to the Frozen Lake and installed from a two different perspectives. The brunettes were making fish one after another, but the blondes were unlucky. The blonde team gathered around in a circle and start a discussion about the problem and wanted to find an answer for it. After two hours they decided to send someone to spy on the other team, so they can find out what the brunettes were doing differently. The blonde spy goes and hides behind the bushes. After a while, breathless arrives at her team and screams with joy: "I’ve found it! I’ve found it! We gonna rip them off!" All the blondes, full of wonder asked her: "Spit it out, what do the brunettes do differently?" "Whole! They’re opening a whole in the ice!"
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fish
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, christian
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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has 63.82 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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has 63.81 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day and Englishman has sold 2, Scottish man had sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says hhhee hhhee hhhad sssold ssssixty. The other two asked how did he do it. He said, "Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor I said: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?"
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: bible, life
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
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