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Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
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has 64.08 % from 459 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, time, wife
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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has 64.08 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
The policeman tells Johny at the police station following: "The thief who wanted to steal your wallet has got: a broken nose, three broken ribs, a concussion of the brain and he misses a bunch of his hair at the back of his head."Please, tell me Johny, how much money did you have in your wallet?" Johny: "Only three euros." The policeman: "Goodness! I suppose that if you would have ten euros in your wallet, the thief would probably not survive your self-defense-trial."
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: cop, little Johnny, money
One day in class, the teacher says: "Joe, 'I read, you read' what tense is that?" "Simple Lost tense!"
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, mean, money, time
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 64.03 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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has 64.03 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: animal, dead baby, death
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