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A conversation among my Children's Church a while back. A little girl announced proudly to our class one day, "My mommy has a baby in her belly!" The little boy next to her was mortified! "Why did your mommy eat a baby!"
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Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
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Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.
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There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home. The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face. He just looks at her and says, ”You don’t scare me I am married to your sister!”’
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock. The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP". I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
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has 63.78 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, sex, women
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!;)
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has 63.78 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: kids
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