Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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A conversation among my Children's Church a while back.
A little girl announced proudly to our class one day, "My mommy has a baby in her belly!"
The little boy next to her was mortified! "Why did your mommy eat a baby!"
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?"
But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night.
So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson.
She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.
The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face.
He just looks at her and says, ”You don’t scare me I am married to your sister!”’
Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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