Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?
A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?"
Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it."
Doctor: "Why?"
Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
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