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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 63.94 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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has 63.93 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 63.93 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. So I put my hand around my kid and told him "Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."
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has 63.89 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, dirty
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 63.88 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."
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has 63.86 % from 610 votes. More jokes about: animal, marriage, wife
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, food
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: god, men, work
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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