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Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."
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has 64.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, doctor, family, funeral
A father has three daughters that are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ''Who do you wish to marry? She says, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.'' He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest.'' He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same thing: ''Who do you wish to marry?'' She replies, ''I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!''
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has 64.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Friend: Dude, I can't stop dreaming about my crush. Me: Well imagine this... You're home alone, and your crush comes over to visit. Friend: Ok I can see it... Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there. Friend: Uh-huh.. I'm likin' this. Me: Ok. So she walks in front of you, takes her pants off. She's not wearing any underwear.. And then she sits on you. Friend: Oh-ho-hoo.. Whatta' naughty girl. Me: Yeah, ok. Don't get dirty on me. So she's sitting on you. And then... she starting shitting in you. Right then and there, you find out you're a toilet. Friend: I hate you...
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has 64.45 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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has 64.42 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 64.42 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later. She gets in the car and says, "Look, I made $40.50 !" "What jerk gave you 50 cents?" he asks. "All of them!"
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has 64.39 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, money, time, wife
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 64.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
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has 64.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 64.36 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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has 64.36 % from 504 votes. More jokes about: sex
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