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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty, technology
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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has 64.50 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.50 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
The three words most hated by men during sex: ‘Are you done?’ The three words most hated by women during sex, ‘Honey, I’m home!’
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has 64.50 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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has 64.49 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 64.47 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
A father has three daughters that are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ''Who do you wish to marry? She says, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.'' He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest.'' He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same thing: ''Who do you wish to marry?'' She replies, ''I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!''
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