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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!;)
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has 63.78 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: kids
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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has 63.76 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: technology, weather
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
getting ready to stone a prostitute that had been caught in the act. Jesus said, "Let the first stone be thrown by someone who has never sinned" Suddenly, a rock comes flying over the crowd. Jesus turned, looks and then comments. "Mother!!"
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, memory, money, work
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, wife
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