Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Vote:
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Vote:
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay?
"Brace yourself, Sheila."
Money isn’t everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned.
"Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."
"What about the other ear and your hand?"
"I tried to call for an ambulance."
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them.
One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up."
When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress."
The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up."
He came back and said: "We both have the same problem.”
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.