Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
After a recent football game, the team went into the locker room to get out of their uniforms and to shower. In the showers, Bubba noticed that Duke has a cork shoved up his butt-hole. So, Bubba asked, "Duke, why in the world do you have a cork up your butt?" Duke answered, "Last night when I was cleaning my antique brass lamps, a genie came out of one of them. The genie said that I had one wish. I was really startled and I replied, "No shit!"
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff.
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.