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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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Money isn’t everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.
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