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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?," the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: time, weed
Parents: "Why are you welcoming guests in your underwear? " Me: "Hated me to take off my underwear."
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, wife
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow.
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Q: Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? A: Because he rode the range.
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