The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn’t I tell you he was stupid?"
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.