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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!;)
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has 63.77 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: kids
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
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has 63.77 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 63.76 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 63.75 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, medical, viagra
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
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