Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!;)
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra?
A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."