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Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, men
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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After a recent football game, the team went into the locker room to get out of their uniforms and to shower. In the showers, Bubba noticed that Duke has a cork shoved up his butt-hole. So, Bubba asked, "Duke, why in the world do you have a cork up your butt?" Duke answered, "Last night when I was cleaning my antique brass lamps, a genie came out of one of them. The genie said that I had one wish. I was really startled and I replied, "No shit!"
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
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has 63.80 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, fart
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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has 63.80 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: math
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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