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Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
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How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?," the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
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An old man was accounting manager in a company. Every day when he was coming to office, at his desk, he was opening the drawer, seeing something in it very carefully, then he was closing the drawer back. After twenty years of work at the same position, one day he died. After his funeral, his colleagues came to his office to check out what was in his drawer, they opened the drawer, in a piece of paper very bold it was written "Debit Left, Credit Right"
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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
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Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow.
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Q: What do pirates wear in the winter? A: Long Johns!
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