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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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