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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dog, wine
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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Things not to Say to the Cop Who Pulls You Over 10. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time. 9. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light. 8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy? 7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers. 6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again. 5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes. 4. You're not going to search my trunk are you? 3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration? 2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven. 1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
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A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly. She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right. One day as we were heading to the doctors she turned to her Grandma and said "Don’t you think it’s time you tried to figure some of these out for yourself?"
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer. "You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said. The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods. At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, hunting, time
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
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