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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks: "Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that sh*t?" Offended the Asian man replies: "What you think that just because I'm asian I know martial arts?" The man replies: "Nah its because you're drinking my f*cking bourbon"
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil...
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"
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Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
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