hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.