hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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