hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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The clerk told him to have a nice day.
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The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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That is the question.
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Chuck Norris.
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