hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.