hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear