hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Well thats all you need to know.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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