hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.