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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow.
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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A small boy goes up to a man in the street and asks him if he’s lost £5. The man checks his pockets and says, ‘Well, yes. I think I have lost a £5 note. Have you found one?’ The boy replies, ‘No. I just wanted to see how many people had lost a £5 note today. You make 72.’
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
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My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. "No," she said. "I'm going to use a fishing pole."
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