Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.