Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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How I see math word problems:
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Warning ladies!
Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY".
This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island.
The redhead swims half way and drowns.
The brunette swims half way and drowns too.
The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
You've got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that.
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with?
A: A dickhatership!
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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