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A lawyer is paid £950 in new bills but, on counting the money, he discovers that two notes have stuck together and he’s been overpaid by £50. This leaves him with an ethical dilemma – should he tell his partner?
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"  Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
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A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I BET you $50 the man is going to jump.” The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, “I can’t accept this MONEY. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde. “I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
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