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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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