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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beer, drug, kids
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england? A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: sport
Dad: "I heard you missed school yesterday." Little Johnny: "Not a bit."
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has 64.23 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man." And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, drunk, new year, wife
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
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