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The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn’t I tell you he was stupid?"
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has 66.76 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: husband, sex, stupid, women
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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has 66.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 66.74 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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