Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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