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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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