Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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