Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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