Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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