Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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