Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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