Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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