Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.