Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.