Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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