Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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