Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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