Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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