Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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