Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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