Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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