Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.