Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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