Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.