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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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