Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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