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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replies, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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