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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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