How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
Yo momma so poor...
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
Never borrow money from optimists – they always expect to get it back.
Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
A: Outlaws are wanted.