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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder. " The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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