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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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