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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, hipster
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, travel
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