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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle." Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again. Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened." Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
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has 63.05 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drunk, husband, marriage, women
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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has 63.05 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: math
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k. He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, divorce, food, husband, women
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, fitness
Doctor to woman: "What is the matter about your husband?" Woman: "He is worrying about MONEY." Doctor: "I think I can relieve him of that."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, husband, money
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
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