Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.