The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints!
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.