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Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't. Look at their oddball requests: A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard. A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german. A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck. A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd! Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall? A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
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The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
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