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Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't. Look at their oddball requests: A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard. A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german. A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck. A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
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One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, relationship
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd! Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall? A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
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The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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