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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints!
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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