Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.