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A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"
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has 63.15 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, sex, wife
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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has 63.14 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 63.13 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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has 63.13 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: asian, geography, god, work
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 63.13 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
A guy walks into a bar, orders six jägermeister shots. The bartender asks him if it's a special occation? The guy answers "yes indeed, my very first blowjob". The bartender gets excited and says "Congratulations, I'll give you the seventh shot on the house". The guy answers "Nah, if six jäger shots isn't enough to get rid of the taste, the seventh wont make much of a difference".
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
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