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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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