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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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