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Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them. Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?" Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each." B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!" Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?" The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."
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Q: What do you call a very small valentine? A: A valen-tiny!
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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What’s a man’s definition of safe sex? Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
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