Chuck Norris is an action verb.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.