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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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