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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She'd say "Knock knock." We'd say "Who's there?". Then she'd say "I can't remember" and start to cry.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: old people
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, Fathers day, holiday
I'll be honest. I did not graduate at the top of my class. In fact, I was so close to the bottom, my sheepskin had a tail.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: graduation, school, student
My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, new year
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. "Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!"
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has 62.98 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: kids, little Johnny
A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man." And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"
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has 62.98 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, drunk, new year, wife
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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has 62.97 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, wife
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