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Q: What do you call a very small valentine? A: A valen-tiny!
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, Valentines day
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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has 62.78 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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has 62.78 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, vulgar, Yo mama
What do you call men who use the pull out method? Fathers.
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has 62.76 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: sex
3 old friends meet each other unexpectedly in Paris. Since they haven't seen each other in decades, they decide to celebrate by going out. They decide that they would go to the Eiffel Tower. When they arrived, there was a guard there next to a sign that read "if you can drop your watch from the top of the Eiffel Tower, run all the way down the stairs and catch it on the floor, you will win 10 million dollars. The men decided to try it. The first one went up, dropped his watch, sprinted all the way down and looked up, but his watch wasn't there, so he looked down and there was his watch, shattered into pieces of gears and parts. "Impossible," he said to his friends. The second Man thought that maybe he was too slow, so he went up, dropped his watch, then practically jumped Down the steps, and looked up, but it wasn't there. He looked down, and the remains of his watch were right next to his friends' watch. "Impossible," he said to the third man. But the third man tried anyway. He went up, dropped his watch, then took his time going down, taking 25 minutes to get down the steps. When he finally went down, he looked at the local clock and waited 5 minutes, then he looked up and caught his watch. Everyone was shocked, and as the guard was counting up the money, he asked: "how did you do that?" The man looked at him and replied: "my watch is 30 minutes late."
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has 62.75 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: friendship, money, old people, time, travel
There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were. One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up to his elbow. The next woman said her man could fit his leg in up to his knee. The last woman just slid over the bar stool.
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has 62.75 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, husband
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 62.74 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
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