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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
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One day, a guy walks into a pub and orders a beer. His friend walks up and sees his red eyes and asks, "Dude, are you okay? You look exhausted". He replies,"Yeah, I heard about what happened in your house yesterday too. Tough." His friend says, "Yeah, I wish I could trust my wife a little more - wait... How did you know about that?" He says,"I was there" and continues chugging his beer.
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My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She'd say "Knock knock." We'd say "Who's there?". Then she'd say "I can't remember" and start to cry.
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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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I was married to a Gemini she caught me cheating on her with herself.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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