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Q: How is a boss better than a wife? A: A boss at least pays you for making your life miserable.
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Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
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If you catch a man…throw him back.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?" Patient: "I think I’m a chicken." Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?" Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
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Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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