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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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