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Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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has 62.84 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: math
Teacher: "Who can tell a story?" Little Johnny: "Our maid's ass." Teacher: "Why?" Little Johnny: "Last night daddy touched her ass and was whispering: 'A wonderful story.'"
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has 62.82 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it on? I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’ The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: sex
Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: what the hell was I thinking? ‘Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.’ Jackie Mason
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: marriage
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.” She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office. She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened. The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?” Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”
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has 62.81 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women, work
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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has 62.80 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you want to drive your wife crazy don’t talk in your sleep, just smile.
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has 62.80 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 62.80 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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