Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?"
Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied.
"Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
What do you call men who use the pull out method?
Fathers.
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything.
We called him 9/12.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were.
One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up to his elbow.
The next woman said her man could fit his leg in up to his knee.
The last woman just slid over the bar stool.
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage.
They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.