One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Q:Why is a doctor always calm.
A: Because it has a lot of patients.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.