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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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has 63.01 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
A cowboy rode up to the saloon, dismounted from his horse, and dusted himself off. He then walked around to the rear of his horse, lifted the tail and kissed it right on the rectum. As the cowboy walked into the saloon, the shocked barkeeper asked, "Did you just kiss your horse's butt?" The cowboy said, "Sure, I've got chapped lips." The stunned barkeep asked if this was an old Indian cure. The cowboy said, "Nope. But, sure as s**t, it keeps me from licking my lips!"
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, fitness
I'll be honest. I did not graduate at the top of my class. In fact, I was so close to the bottom, my sheepskin had a tail.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: graduation, school, student
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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