Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valen-tiny!
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Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
A: Niagara Falls.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?"
Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied.
"Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
What do you call men who use the pull out method?
Fathers.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!