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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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