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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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