Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.