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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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A builder was once building a fence to surround a farmer's sheep. The builder finished, and the farmer was ready to pay. The builder then came up to the farmer and said: "Sir, I hope this isn't too a-fenc-ive.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, work
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: bird, health, internet
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
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Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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