In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.