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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 62.40 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 62.34 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
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