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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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