Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says.
"He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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