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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world." Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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