What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world." Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.