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Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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has 63.13 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: sex
Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
A guy walks into a bar, orders six jägermeister shots. The bartender asks him if it's a special occation? The guy answers "yes indeed, my very first blowjob". The bartender gets excited and says "Congratulations, I'll give you the seventh shot on the house". The guy answers "Nah, if six jäger shots isn't enough to get rid of the taste, the seventh wont make much of a difference".
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 63.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "that's very important." Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny, " it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne."
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has 63.09 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: baby, little Johnny, school, sex, teacher
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 63.08 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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