Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.