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Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, wife
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!" and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, "Sweetheart, who was that?" "I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."
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has 63.16 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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has 63.14 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: dad, marriage, money
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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has 63.13 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, technology
Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
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has 63.10 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: racist
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