Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.