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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, food
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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has 63.16 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
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