What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.