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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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