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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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