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Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." "But I don't have the fingers!" "Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor. "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, work
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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