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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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