A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
You are so old, you fart dust.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.