I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."