Three cheapskates try to figure out a way of killing themselves with one bullet – so they put their heads together.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."