What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction?
"A Jail break"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says.
"He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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