Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
An old lady goes to her doctor and asks for contraceptive tablets, claiming they help her sleep at night. ‘Why would contraceptive pills make you sleep any better than normal?’ asks the doctor. The old lady replies, ‘Because I put them in my grandaughter’s coffee.’
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.