Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
A: All Ken's stuff.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present.
When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video.
He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video.
On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k.
He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough.
Then she turns to the camera.
"Oh, hello, I want a divorce."