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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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