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I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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