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Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 63.06 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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has 63.05 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k. He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
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