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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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