Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.