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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?” Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me. However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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