Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Patient: "May I have a glass of water, doctor."
Doctor: "Are you thirsty?"
Patient: "No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks."
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers.
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.