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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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